Wednesday, January 11, 2012

funny myspace headlinesCAN ANYONE THINK OF A FUNNY MYSPACE HEADLINES?

I NEED A NEW FUNNY HEADLINE pLEZ! HELP ME!.
headline.. as in your quite?



how about, lifes wonderful, when you know how to live it ;D
My favorite animal is steak
My favorite color is Vanna White


QUOTE*


i steal free samples.

the back of yo head is ridunkulous

i like to move it move it

i like em big and chunky

my time has come and gone, wheres the line for hell?

any of those should be funny...

sarcasm is always funny!
stick and stones may break my bones but whips and chains efunny myspace headlinesxcite me so throw me down, tie me up and show me that u like me

OR

"whoever said nothing was impossible obviously hasnt tried slamming a revolving door.


haha. hope i helped :]
"OKAY WHO'S THIS LIFE GUY AND WHY IS HE HANDING OUT LEMONS"

"DEPRESSED CUZ I CANT FIGURE OUT A GOOD HEADLINE..."

uhgg anything is good for a myspace headline
Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things! :)

Love me or Hate me, it's still an Obsession.

A wise man once told me that (insert something you hate) sucked, that man was right.
What about..........................funny myspace headlines.........…

___________(your name) LOsikAn BamBAta!!??!!??



Lol wierd
luv me get to now me but don't hatw me yu don't noe wat yu missn dhats wat i have on my headline
Celebrities walk on the red carpet because they're famous. I walk on toilet paper because I'm the SHiiiiT!
*baby its cold outside*
candycanes like pizza
fergilous so Delicious
lucy charms
silly caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords......
mine knock knock.... whoes there....its me i kill u
how about your name?

and why do you type in all caps?
its annoying.

alta vista image searchWhy can't I turn off safe search?

Just so you all know, I do know how to work the safe search preference. But, the problem is it just doesn't work. When I told people about my problems they suggested that I should deal with the cookies, but it still doesn't make any changes. I always also given other advice, both those don't work either. I have tried everything people have suggested, but I still cannot get it to turn off, or even on moderate. This problem is only happening with Google and Yahoo, no other search engines that I know of are having these problems. But the others aren't all that great. I use Dog Pile, which is supposedly a combination of Yahoo, Google, Ask, and Bing, but the results are only 4 pages long. Ask always switches safe search back on after just turning to the next page. There is also Bing and it does work better than both Dog Pile and Ask, but the results are all X's (They got that little red X at the corner of the result). Now as previously stated: I do know how to work the safe search filter, I do know how to set on moderate, strict, or off. The problem is I just can't.

I want to make it perfectly clear that I am not talking about watching adult content such as pornography. I'll admit, it is one of the reasons why I want safe sealta vista image searcharch off, but I usually like it off because no matter what you look up you get better results. I've tried while looking up Military Action Figures, and it has a whole lot better results when the safe search is off.

If you suggest that my parents may have something to do with it, they don't. Just yesterday I asked my mom if she knew anything about it and she said she didn't. No one in my family has altered the safe search.

I have tried using other search engines, but the majority of what I found are too much like Dog Pile. if you have any suggestions, please offer some. But, just do not mention Alta Vista, because the image searching on there is blocked here. Or Mamma, because there isn't any image search and there is no option I can find to turn off the safe search. There is video search, but the results are not good.
Just so you people get a good idea of what to suggest, I will tell you the list of search engines I have already tried out that I had no luck with:

Lycos
Ask
Dog Pile
Bing
Web Crawler
Meta Crawler
Hot Bot

These are the ones I have found and had no luck with. I have found one called All The Web, but it seems promising. For one, there are over 4 pages of results, and it feels really differealta vista image searchnt from Dog Pile. But, if you can still make some suggestions, please offer some.
You didn't indicate what security products you have installed but some security venders (such as Norton) include a safe search feature that would supercede your search engine and browser settings. You may want to see if your security suite includes such a feature.

Also, I can't seem to determine which web browser you are using by your message above. Its security settings may be interfering as well.

You'll probably need to be in the administrator account to change any of the above settings.
Hi Kade J. not sure which country you are in..? Your problem may be a restriction placed by your host country. Eg: In Saudi Arabia, all search engine preferences are set as default to "strict" by the Government Internet Watchdog. This includes images, videos, etc etc Good luck.


To Disable SafeSearch on Google's Search engine:

Click on "Google Preference" here's a link too, easier

You will find SafeSearch section in the third paragraph and then choose: "Do not filter my search results".

summer love myspace graphicsWhat is a good site for skinny layouts for myspace?

i want a skinny layout, and awesome graphics. not the cheap looking onsummer love myspace graphicses lol. The ones that are really popular but unique. About love, summersummer love myspace graphics, or anything girly or cute :) Thanks


it has every layout imaginable

24 hour dial a nurseHow about this load of jokes did you laugh or groan ?

There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses."

She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company.
In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven Kisses?"

The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!"

So the woman asked, "Is this a record?"

To which the man replied, "No, its average!"




Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny.

"She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards." said one doctor.

"Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!"

The second doctor said,

"That's 24 hour dial a nursenothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!"

Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall. "Oh my God!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"




A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes.

"What happened to you?" asked the doctor.

"Well it all started when my wife and I were golfing and by accident she hit the ball into a cow field.

When we went to investigate, I saw the ball in a cow's a*s.

I went and lifted the tail of the cow and that's when I made my mistake." The doctor looked puzzled and asked,

"What mistake was that?"



"I said 'Hey this looks like yours hun!'"


Groan for the first, laugh for the o24 hour dial a nursethers.

Hilarious.
hahahahahahahahahahaha i like them. The second ones the best!
GROAN
LAUGH
GROAN
^____^
ha love the first two ! xxx
hahahahaha

ok so a baby seal walks into a club......

a vicar goes into a hotel and walks up to the receptionest, he gets his room key and says i hope the pron channel in my room is disabled.... the receptionist looks at him and says your a sick basttard!
i groaned...lol
LOL!!! Funny........keep em coming....keeps out the boredom of 24 hr duty
GROAN,
brilliant, amazing, fantastic. all really funny jokes. I have to laugh for more half an hour after reading these thing.
funny
All made me laugh.3 best.
Ahhahahaaha made me laugh :)
laughed! at all three, they were great!
All pretty good.
All good
The second was the best.
haha i love them
LOL the last 1 was the best LOL. Thanks for the laugh.

lyrics nothing but flowersHelp with a (maybe Christian) rock band from the 90's?

Ok so when I was maybe 12(1999) somebody gave me a CD, I think I may have won it a some sort of raffle..I have no clue..but anyway..
I don't remember the name of the band now, the CD is long gone, and I can't find them by myself..so I need ya'lls help!
I don't remember song names, lyrics, nothing..I think the name of the band may have started with a C..and one of the songs names may have been a females name...
The one thing I do remember is that the CD had a white flower(some kind of daisy) on it, and that they may have been a Christian band. And I think the back of the CD case had a picture of the band on it...and it may have been a few years old, earlier 90's than 1999 probably.
It was alternative rock, not very heavy I don't think. Nothing I'd ever seen on TV.

And that's it. Vague, I know...Any help is appreciated =)
Here's what wikipedia had for christian rock bands starting with 'C'
Casting lyrics nothing but flowersCrowns
Caedmon's Call
Chagall Guevara
The Chariot
Chasing Victory
Comeback Kid
The Classic Crime
Collective Soul
Creed
The cover you describe reminds me of a Stryper album cover from the 80s or 90s that is listed here, third from the bottom http://www.stryper.com/disc_albums.html

Stryper is a heavy metal Christian Rock band


Creed?
Jars of Clay is too early for your time frame. Live is another group that comes to mind, but I don't remember any flowers on their album art.
Casting Crowns?
The Band was "Audio Adrenaline" and the album was "Bloom". The flower was a orange or red "Sunflower". And, yes they are a Christian rock band.

Track List:

"Secret"
"Never Gonna Be As Big As Jesus"
"Good People"
"I'm Not the King"
"Walk on Water"
"See Through&qlyrics nothing but flowersuot;
"Free Ride"
"Man of God"
"Gloryland"
"Jazz Odyssey"
"Bag Lady"
"I Hear Jesus Calling"
"Memoir"
Creed sounds religious - but it is not technically a Christian Band. Jars of Clay was very well known. Striker - but they are from the 80's.
Mmhmm by relient k is my guess
Is it Mmhmm by Relient K?
Creed?

They aren't truly a Christian band but they have been labeled as one because many of their lyrics are about the lead singer (Scott Stapp's) struggle with God and his spirituality.

Some of their hits have been "With Arms Wide Open" and "Higher."

Hope this helps.
im thinking its chevelle cuz they're a christian band,not to heavy,and they start with a c,lol

lycos gamesvilleDoes anyone know if gamesville.com owned by lycos.com is a legit site?

I supposely won $4558 dollars playing Magic 21, a card game where you have to make rows of 21 with cards. Once I won it said that you have won the jackpot and it gave me instructions to print out a form and fax or mail to lycos/gamesville company. On the form though it aske for a social security number, people are telling me they need it to claim taxes out of the money, but I was told also never give out a ssn# to someone you don't know or a companylycos gamesville online. Is there any way to get the $$$ without giving them a ssn# or is this website a scam? Any websites online or phone numbers I can call that will tell me if this a legit site, people told me they won on the website before but who knows it could be someone who works there? Any information would greatful..thanks!! Serious answer only and best answer 10 pts...!
I would suggest you forget it. If they are asking for your social, that is a MAJOR rlycos gamesvilleed flag.

Another idea is to search the company at . They could give you more info regarding other people's complaints with the site.

Also, you can check with the Better Business Bureau.
i won$4,200 with 3 eyed bingo at gamesvile and gave them my s.s and recieved the money about 3 weeks later.trust me gamesville is not a scam.they have very good affiliates.

person eats fish but not meatIf you're a person who normally eats fish, would you eat a minnow?

I know it's a fish but how many people would eat one? Or a bowl full - like soup?
I have no problem with it. It's a fish and I like to eat fish.person eats fish but not meat
Thats a small fish, probably but would mostly be bones, I'll stick to smoked sammon ")
Thats a small fish, probably but would mostly be bonesperson eats fish but not meat.
Isn't minnow fish?
I'm confused by your question..
it is a sardine so go ahead and eat
If you like minnows? then yea

letting go love poemsWhat're your favourite love quotes/letting go quotes or poems? I'm making my friend a little book of them. :33?

She's just getting over a break up and she's been going crazy about quotes so I figured I'd see if yall have any I could give too her.
“Ancient lovers believed a kiss would literally unite their souls, because the spirit was said to be carried in one's breath.” - Eve Glicksman

“More affectionate than a kiss is a well done hug in someone that you love. Have you ever notice how I can give delicious hugs?” - Carmen Miranda

“If thou must love me, let it be for naught except for love's sake only.” - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

“A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her” - Helen Rowland

“Adultery is the application of democracy to love” - Henry Louis Mencken

“Love is like war; easy to begin but very hard to stop” - Henry Louis Mencken

“Love is a portion of the soul itself, and it is of the same nature as the celestial breathing of the atmosphere of paradise.” - Victor Hugo

“When we become aware that we do not have to escape our pains, but that we can mobilize them into a common search for life, those very pains are transformed from expressions of despair into signs of hope” - Henri Nouwen

“Recession is like Failure, it is an Event not a Person, so Just Move on” - Mina Tadros

“She will chase you around for a while but there gonna be one day when she gets tried of running and she gonna move on. At that moment you are going to wish you had let her catch you.” - savannah inman

“I've been over there before. We have to move on. You can't always live in the past of whatletting go love poems we did or what we were and I moved on.” - Maurice Cheeks

“I think it's great. You know, just putting the past behind us, just move on. We had three great years together. It was good for us to be able to put this behind us and move on.” - Kobe Bryant

“This is not something you just sort of go, oh, got carjacked and shot, all right, move on--you don't just move on.” - Elizabeth Vargas

“So never let go of something good. Never let go of something you love. For you may may not find another reason above to try adn find the reason for it inside” - shelby dawson

“Can one ever let go of the past when the future becomes the present and the present becomes your past?” - TERESA MORGAN

“let go' for i am ready to see life at its fullest and live to the best of myself, and for that reason i am now spontaneous,happy and feel whole.” - nicole gilbert

“If you want a taste of heaven, you have to let go of everthing” - James Dowler Gow

“When you learn to love, you also need to learn how to let go.” - Rodel Natividad Casio

“Hurt is just a reflection of our selfishness. The getting hurt you feel, the more selfish you are. Try to let go is the right antidote.” Received A TOTAL of Only 4 Votes? Of Course Not! JoW Has 25+ Rigged "Votes" At Her Disposal When A Question Goes To Vote. To Date, JoW Has Stolen Well Over 1,000 of These "Best Answers."
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You sure did come to the right place for your answer if I may say. The site I'll recommend for poems and quotes is called maturateens. Its a site that feature stuff that was written by anyone and everyoneletting go love poems. I loved it and I'm sure you will too. Go to you will really love it :)
Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go.
~ Herman Hesse.

Try and for more.
"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when their right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together." ~ Marilyn Monroe

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." ~ Marilyn Monroe

"Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together"
— Marilyn Monroe

Answer my questions:





Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. Unknown

Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
Unknown
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you then it is yours. If it does not then it was never meant to be.
I'm not sure of the author.
forty muscles are needed to frown only fifteen to smile
nothing gold can stay.
-robert frost<3
"You never leave my mind, even when I have a million things to worry about." and
"11:11 p.m. .... I wished for you by the way."

what makes a cityWho would be in charge of making a new city?

I was reading some articles online about people and businesses going green. And I started wondering what would happen if there was a whole city built for this purpose. Then I started wondering about who makes cities and well, the list of what I started wondering about keeps going for a while.
So my question is; who makes cities? This isn't really something you ever hear about, new cities just don't crop up that often. But who would be the ones to make a new city? Where would you even go to school for something like this?

Thanks!
The only new city I can think of is Brasília, the capitol of Brazil.

The city was planned and developed in 1956 with Lúcio Costa as the principal urban planner and Oscar Niemeyer as the principal architect. On April 22 of 1960, it formally became Brazil's national capital. Viewed from above, the main portion of the city resembles an airplane or a butterfly. The city is commonly referred to as Capital Federal, or simply BSB. Residents of Brasília are knownwhat makes a city as brasilienses or candangos (the latter referring to those not born in the city, but migrated there when the city was established).

The city is a world reference for urban planning. Planning policies such as the locating of residential buildings around expansive urban areas,as well as building the city around large avenues and dividing it into sectors, have sparked a debate and reflection on life in big cities in the 20th century. The city's planned design included specific areas for almost everything, including accommodation, Hotel Sectors North and South. New areas are now being developed for hotels, such as the Hotels and Tourism Sector North, on the shore of Lake Paranoá.


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Major cities are often the result of three things: Major trade routes and ports (Like New York, Boston, or Cleveland), stem from a mega corporation (such as Seattle), or from natural mineral deposits (San Francisco). Major cities, in the early days, were founded because of their proximity to the ocean, wwhat makes a cityhere they could set up trading ports. People expanded to various locations in the country to find mineral deposits (such as oil, gold, or coal). Cities would develop around a location with these rich resources and eventually a community would result. The reason that there a "ghost towns" are because the natural resources which once caused people to move there ran out. The other thing I mentioned was when a mega corporation sets up shop in a certain area. The perfect example of this is Seattle, because microsoft, starbucks, and a few other companies were founded in the area. The jobs and wealth generated from the companies enticed people to move there.
Sometimes the government - town planners, etc.
In the UK some years back there was a "new town" program that built some from scratch, e.g. Milton Keynes.
In Brazil I believe they build a new capital city Brazilia in the middle of nowhere.
But generally they just evolve.

symptoms with diagnosisWhat is depressive disorder? How cultures influence its symptoms, diagnosis and prognosis?

What is depressive disorder & How cultures influence its symptoms, diagnosis and
prognosis.
How Pakistani depressive patients are differing from the Americans. Comment witsymptoms with diagnosish logical reasoning.
Depressive Disorder? Are you referring to unipolar depression? Google depression and you will see a plethora of information. Depression is treated with asymptoms with diagnosisnti depressants and therapy. I find that most antidepressants make you gain weight with the exception of wellbutrin which is weight neutral. Good luck. I wish you the best.